crinoline-gremlin asked: When I was in Hawaii over the summer I was reading Good Omens at the bar. The bartender refused to let me pay and told me “You are reading one of the most epic books of all time, written by two of the most amazing authors of all time which therefore makes you both epic and amazing. And epically amazing people don’t pay for drinks here.” So thanks for three free Lava Flows. They were extremely tasty.
My existence is justified.
That is amazing.